Cat Stuff
Did you hear about the cat who swallowed a ball of wool?
She had mittens!
What is a cat's favorite color?
Purrrrrple!
What do cats like to eat for breakfast? Mice krispies!
What happens when you hear "woof...splat...meow...splat"?
It's raining cats and dogs!
What is the cat's favorite magazine? Good Mousekeeping.
If a cat can jump five feet high, then why can't it jump through a three foot window?
Because the window is closed.
Why did a person with an unspayed female cat have to go to court?
For kitty littering.
Cat Jokes
Cats have five toes on each front paw, but only four toes on each back paw.
Cats have true fur, in that they have both an undercoat and an outer coat.
A female cat may have three to seven kittens every four months.
Kittens are born with both eyes and ears closed.
A cat can live twenty or more years.
In Ancient Egypt killing a cat was a crime punishable by death.
Catgut was often used for tennis rackets and musical instruments. However, it didn't actually come from cats but from sheep, hogs, and horses.
Cats sleep an average of 16 hours per day, virtually more than any other animal.
Signs that your cat trusts you include snoring and rolling on his back to expose his belly.
